Category Archives: humor

In a pickle

via Daily Prompt: Prickle Oh wait the daily prompt was prickle not pickle! I had two dates this weekend. Friday I scheduled a beach date with a really hot dude I’ve been talking with. He is a pharmaceutical sales rep … Continue reading

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To kill a narcissist (not literally)

via Daily Prompt: Swarm Warning: salty language ahead Gaslighters, narcissists, selfish assholes, I’ve had my share. They would swarm around my head and try to fill my brain with thoughts of why I was wrong and they were right. Only … Continue reading

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Your taste intoxicates me

via Daily Prompt: Lush There is nothing like it when you pass my lips and enter my mouth. Your lush taste is like no other. My tongue is aroused, longing for more. I try to enjoy you slowly but my … Continue reading

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I am perfect!

via Daily Prompt: Aesthetic I was stumped about what to write for today’s word prompt. So I turned to one of my favorite dictionary sites – Urban Dictionary – which never disappoints when it comes to finding the humor in … Continue reading

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We are all Warriors and Good Riddance 2016

Warning: Salty language ahead and shit’s about to get real too! This past year was shit, it really was. No, it was actually fucking shit! I don’t think I personally despised a year more than I did 2016. As I … Continue reading

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Sitting on my hands

via Daily Prompt: Ovation Sorry 2016 you will be getting no standing ovation from me. You sucked, royally. I’m still writing my year in review post and I will be trashing you. Too many breakups, too many losses, illnesses, one … Continue reading

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Calm down, it’s just a joke

via Daily Prompt: Calm In honor of today’s prompt! enjoy 🙂 #dailyprompt

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Folly is my middle name

via Daily Prompt: Folly Today’s daily prompt, Folly, isn’t really my middle name but is sure should be. If you have followed me you know that I have done many things that have made me look back and cringe. Now … Continue reading

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What was I thinking? Obviously I wasn’t!

We all do things that maybe, in hindsight, we look back on and say what the fuck was I thinking? I had two of those moments this past summer. I was clearly not in a good place when they happened. … Continue reading

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Heart vs Brain

via Daily Prompt: Protest My heart and my brain protest continuously what the other wants to do. My heart always begs to remain open and feel love, while my brain always tells me to stop, think about it first, analyze … Continue reading

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