I’m not a Poet and I know it!

via Daily Prompt: Percolate

Warning: Very lame attempt at poetry ahead. Read on at your own risk.

Coffee, how I love thee, but too much and you make me pee,

No longer do I have to wait, Keurig pods don’t percolate.

Coffee, you may stain my teeth,

I’ll brush them well, rinse and repeat.

coffee

Happy Thursday everyone. I promise I’ll stick to just blogging from now on!

#dailyprompt

#badpoetry

#blogging

#humour

 

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About geminilvr

I have been through many relationships in my life, most long term, and they have all shaped who I am in some way. I try to find humor through the pain and heartbreak and find the strength to do it all over again. Navigating the dating waters in my forties isn't easy but hey what in life is? My blog is sprinkled with past relationships, current status and thoughts on it all! I hope my experiences make you smile, laugh or cry along with me and relate to the complexity that is life, my life, perfectly imperfect.
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24 Responses to I’m not a Poet and I know it!

  1. allylmare says:

    That’s not even bad!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. I was going to write a line,
    To let you know that you did fine.
    But a poet, I am not,
    I reckon guess I just forgot.
    LOLOL

    Liked by 2 people

  3. exoticnita54 says:

    Actually .. really nice. And humorous.. and rhymes and blended very well

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Funny! and the picture in the coffee cup is great too I had to snicker, seriously

    Liked by 1 person

  5. cute poem. I don’t drink coffee anymore. My mother does, though. I have been wanting to get her a Keurig.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Sørk says:

    lol – that was pretty cool – good job! 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  7. inkdropk says:

    Hey Gemini, Don’t Knock your efforts! you got me smiling….and seeing coffee beans…I blame that Garfield cartoon Myself…..

    Liked by 2 people

  8. I like it, it was fun 🙂 You should do it more! I’m not a poet either but poetry is fun anyway, so I don’t care if I’m judged harshly 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  9. David K says:

    Brilliant. You captured my relationship with the drink in the first line alone. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

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